No kidding. How is it possible that I have two 35 day cycles in a row, followed by a 25 day cycle? That is unacceptable. How the hell am I to know when I am supposed to lure K into “babydance” action? And, to make matters worse, I can’t even turn an OPK (ovulation test) positive. I don’t know if I am peeing at the wrong time or what my deal is.
I had acupuncture today and complained to my acupuncturist about this whole thing. He was super supportive and gave me some ideas – foods to eat, foods to avoid, and he also suggested some light exersize.
Exersize.
That bitch.
I hate her…
Oh, by the way, I am going to gracefully ignore the fact that I haven’t posted in a month.

